ARE YOU HERO ENOUGH FOR THE ILLUMINATI TRANSPORT?
Have you ever wanted to be something more? To help save the world from monsters, demons, and definitely worse?
If brandishing a Tri-barreled missile launcher and a nightmarish fedora with matching checkered sweater, while flying into combat on a dead witch’s broomstick because you are trying to capture a hook handed monster from the mirrors who is teamed up with evil blonde children from a cornfield sounds up your alley, THEN THIS IS THE LIFE FOR YOU!
Join The Illuminati Transport, TODAY!!!
[all in game references are homage and/or parody]
Our Original Heroes
Rico
Jim
Geech
Some of Our New Heroes
THE SITUATION AS IT STANDS
The Illuminati Transport is an elite, highly classified organization that helps keep the populace blissfully unaware of what secretly creeps around in the dark. Demons, ghouls, monsters, aliens, they’re all real. Jim, our hero, along with his talking Golden Retriever Geech and crystal skull of doom Rico, have worked for years transporting “pre-captured” bads to Illuminati safehouses but often saving the day (or the world) themselves.
This time, they’ve been transported onto a Game World…and this time, ALL of the universes are on the line.
Bad Guy
Bodo! A malevolent lunatic with a planet full of evils and a TV network so vast the entire inter-dimensional system tunes in for his Death Game Race. Bodo has been hunting Kowalskis across all the parallel dimensions ever since a Kowalski ruined his first Game Race by winning.
Jim is one of the last six, and Bodo has defeated every Kowalski since. How? He cheats and stacks the deck…
He’s also got a planet with moveable terrain, and an endless swarm of monsters from all of the inter-dimensions. To top it off, he even has an ultra elite squad of the craziest Bounty Hunters anyone’s seen!
Soooo….What do the viewers want? Craziness! Carnage! The greatest Combat ever!
Monsters
Bounty Hunters
What are our chances? Each hero arrives in their personal semi-truck, outfitted for monster capture and control. The trucks are ready to be equipped with all sorts of advanced, alien, and high fantasy tech gadgetry. Each Kowalski has their own talking dog and Crystal Skull of Doom, their starter gear, plus this planet is constantly littered with weapons and items from the nearly infinite universes.
Weapons
Items
Locations
If you capture enough high level bads, then you can summon a portal at the other end of the world which if you can get there, they will save all of their worlds! The stakes have always been that if a Kowalski loses, then Bodo dooms their planet. These final 6 Kowalskis hold the fate of not only the entire Kowalski species, but every single world they came from💀
How Did We Get Here, Jim?
1First Games is ready for 2027 to be our YEAR!!! We have been crazy busy in the last 12 months, life has not been easy, all of us here (Jon, Ian, Tyr, Tate, James, Nick, The Fillbach Brothers, Dan, Michael, The Yuan Twins, and head honcho Ken) are so excited for what we are on the precipice of releasing to the world!
Convoy News
Word of advice.
Check over your shoulder more often, huh? Under the bed, behind the mirror, the usual places. You don’t want to know what’s really out there… and anyways, that’s our job! Are we good at our job, you ask? Well, as we like to say, ‘We’re still alive, aren’t we?!’
Your Friends,
The Illuminati Transport
How To Get On The List
If you’d like to sign up for more information as we reach milestones in development, to ask questions etc, or to be on our list when we are ready for playtest, please fill out the contact sheet. Or if you would just like to know when it’s time to decide whether you want to purchase this game, we can do that too. Thank you!!
Your Friends,
1First Games