ARE YOU HERO ENOUGH FOR THE ILLUMINATI TRANSPORT?
Have you ever wanted to be something more? To do something great? To help save the world from monsters, demons, and definitely worse?
If brandishing a Tri-barreled missile launcher, a nightmarish fedora and checkered sweater, flying into combat on a dead witch’s broomstick, trying to capture a hook handed monster from the mirrors, who is teamed up with evil blonde children from a cornfield sounds up your alley, then this is the life for YOU!
Join The Illuminati Transport, today!
[all in game references are homage and/or parody]
Our Original Heroes
Rico
Jim
Geech
Some of Our New Heroes
(the entire game will be in color soon!)
THE SITUATION AS IT STANDS
The Illuminati Transport is an elite, highly classified organization that helps keep the populace blissfully unaware of what really creeps around in the dark. Demons, ghouls, monsters, aliens, they’re all real. Jim, our hero, along with his talking Golden Retriever Geech and Rico, a possessed human skull, have worked for years transporting “pre-captured” bads to Illuminati safehouses, often saving the day themselves.
This time though, they’ve been tricked and are suddenly transported off of their world by this man…
Bad Guy
Bodo! A malevolent lunatic with a planet full of evils and a TV network so vast the entire inter-dimensional system tunes in for his death races, and this is the last one. See, he’s been hunting Kowalskis across all the parallel dimensions ever since his first race blew up in his face, literally, and a Kowalski won.
Jim is one of the last 6, and Bodo has never lost. You might wonder how he is undefeated? Well, he cheats so much it’s not fair! He’s got a planet at his disposal with moveable terrain and a seemingly endless swarm of monsters. He even has an ultra elite squad of the craziest hunters anyone’s known.
What do the viewers want? Craziness! Carnage! The greatest Combat ever!
Game Board Image Coming Soon!
Locations
Monsters
Bounty Hunters
Do we stand a chance? Each hero arrives in their personal semi-truck, outfitted for monster capture and control. The trucks are ready to be equipped with all sorts of advanced tech, alien tech, and high fantasy tech gadgetry. Each Kowalski has an intelligent animal and an inanimate object (both can talk), a home base, their starter gear, and a planet littered with weapons and items transported by Bodo from the nearly infinite realities.
Weapons
Items
If they capture enough high level bads, they can summon a portal at the other end of the world. If they can then get there, they will not only win this race for good, but they will save all of their worlds! The stakes have always been that if a Kowalski loses, then Bodo dooms their planet. These final 6 Kowalskis hold the fate of not only the entire Kowalski species, but every single world they came from as well.
How Did We Get Here, Jim?
1First Games has had a full restructure after our first two releases. Our brand new development team is working around the clock to ensure that this game is amazing. But more importantly, that it’s available to buy early next year.
Barring the unforeseen, Convoy Conquest will be released on Kickstarter in the first quarter of 2026. It will be available for casual and official playtest demo through Tabletop Simulator this fall/winter. This will be by sign up only. You can sign up for this now.
Convoy News Blog to Conquest
Word of advice.
July 17th, 2025
Check over your shoulder more often, huh? Under the bed, behind the mirror, the usual places. You don’t want to know what’s really out there… and anyways, that’s our job! Are we good at our job, you ask? Well, as we like to say, ‘We’re still alive, aren’t we?!’
Your Friends,
The Illuminati Transport
How To Get On The List
July 15th, 2025
If you’d like to sign up for more information as we reach milestones in development, to ask questions etc, or to be on our list when we are ready for playtest, please fill out the contact sheet. Or if you would just like to know when it’s time to decide whether you want to purchase this game, we can do that too. Thank you!!
Your Friends,
1First Games